Things I have in Common with the Buddha

           

1. Big Belly – check
2. Likes to laugh – check
3. Robe – check
4. Holds the secrets to the Universe – working on it
5. Can sit in Lotus position forever – I’m up to 10 minutes
6. Has a statue – hmmmm.  I’m gonna need a kiln.
7. Has very little hair – mine is falling out as we speak
8. Has many worshipers and followers – I have about 65 of the 6 billion people who inhabit our planet.  It’s a pretty good start!  Well, that’s on WordPress.  Nobody on Facebook really likes me too much.  I don’t get Facebook.
9. That’s all I know about Buddha.