- Big Belly – check
- Likes to laugh – check
- Robe – check
- Holds the secrets to the Universe – working on it
- Can sit in Lotus position forever – I’m up to 10 minutes
- Has a statue – hmmmm. I’m gonna need a kiln.
- Has very little hair – mine is falling out as we speak
- Has many worshipers and followers – I have about 65 of the 6 billion people who inhabit our planet. It’s a pretty good start! Well, that’s on WordPress. Nobody on Facebook really likes me too much. I don’t get Facebook.
- That’s all I know about Buddha.