Child Rearing Insurance

Standard

Pays the cost of property destruction, court fines, legal fees, and other necessities to keep your kid out of jail when they become juvenile delinquents because you read too many psychology books on “how to raise the perfect child,” and watched Oprah instead of just listening to your parents.

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